Friday, April 11, 2008

Our Accident!

Accident, Ramesh Arvind's new movie has got some really good reviews. Most newspapers said that the suspense-thriller genre was being revisited after a long time, great movie, don't miss etc etc... As u might have guessed already, I, along with my friends decided to go watch it.

The omens were bad. Holla said he wouldn't come. He said his head ached. At 10 in the morning! Hard to believe.

I was the first to reach the theater and I had about Rs.150 with me. I thought I would be able to buy 4 tickets with such an amount. But, the ticket price is Rs.40 per head! So, I had to wait for the others to arrive. After a few phone calls, Ravi and Akshith arrived, sooner than they would have :)

Ravi bought the tickets!

We paid him back of course :)

Adarsh as always was the last to arrive. We went in. Someone tripped on the steps and had a great fall! The usual banter went on until Priety Zinta gets up and has a bath in the BSNL ad. Whistles from all corners.

Next up, we see this certificate.

Name: Mr. Garagasa (18) U
etc......


Akshith is all worked up.
"Lo, Mr.Garagasa anthe".
I said, "Trailer bhaiya".

What happened next had those sitting next to/above/below us in a fit of laugher!

It was actually Mr.Garagasa!

Akshith:"THUUUUUUUU, Garagasa kan ro".

Me: "LS ticket thogonda, he should have asked".

LS: "Nangenu gotilla, nan bari ticket togonde"

Me:"Lo, bartha posters nodknod bande. Ella kade Ranjit and Gayatri antha hakidru".

Adarsh:"Lo, theaterli ellu Accident postere irlilla, neevu estu confident aagi helidralla antha nanu sumnidde!". He says this now!

Akshith: "Enro madodu eega".

Me:"In enu, lets watch this thing".

LS: "Satya in love thara aaghodre?".

No one listed to wat he said. We were all busy doing different things. Akshith asks the person sitting in front of us " Idu accident alwa?" (Pun intended :) ) He replies,"Illa, Mr.Garagasa".

LS asks the same to the person sitting next to him. He says" Ivattu shukravara, film change!"
Adarsh is fiddling with his mobile(he always does that when he is worked up) and i am actually trying to watch the movie!

The first 20 minutes were actually good. Some idiot kept shouting "Bheja Fry remakeu, scene to scene...." Another person sitting next to Ravi was laughing as though this was the comedy movie of the year! Have to admit though, some parts of the movie were really hilarious!

Then started this "sakkat ಕುಯ್ತನೆ" thing. We actually got bored.

During the Intermission

Akshith: "Lo, hogana banni. Saku! Thumba peteelu".

Me:"Dud kot aaythalla, nodabidona".

Akshith:"Photo tegyana? Accident badlu Garagasa nodid aaythu antha hakobahudu. LS digicam tegi".

LS has this should-I or should-I-not look on his face.

Adarsh: "Mobile alle tegithini bido".

We also get the good news that it'll be a mass bunk in the afternoon!

Akshith and Adarsh click a lot of pics.

"Shuru aaythu".

Someone:"Avn hendthi bandlu. Evnu Mandakini anthane...he he he"! (Something to do with the movie....this show people could second guess what would happen. I have such movies)

We get busy with the movie again.

As expected, the ending was quite senti and LS had these waterlogged eyes which Akshith made sure he would show to anyone who cared to look at anything but the movie.

The biggest joke of course was when, after the movie, Adarsh said," Ninne nanu Holla band kelkond hodvi. Garagasa anthane heldru.Accident Ranjitli matra".
He says this now. Again! :)

5 comments:

all i feel, all i think ! said...

hey good writing! I dunno If Mr. Garagasa is a true comedy or not but surely this blog will make u laugh laugh remember again and laugh! and ya god will nt forgive me if i forget to thank Ajay for the info that "Accident" has been removed which otherwise would have helped me with nice scoldings by my parents and cousins for tomorrows adventure!! thanks Ajay!

Anonymous said...

really a nice experience dude.... never has happened like this !!! i laughed like hell...much much better than (inti ninna prethiya).... also i went to accident 1.30 show... he he 2 movies in one day!!!... really a thriller man ... dont miss it !!!

damn said...

wt u guys experienced was bigger than an accident!!! even i've had wierd experiences in theaters like gettin scoldings an stuff.
cool writing.

adityaa said...

Ending is really superb,typical Adarsh,. Guess, who is smart character -> none other than me(Holla),
Who is responsible for accident -> Ajay ( who hadnt listened to me)or Adarsh ( who got jnanodaya after film) or ravi( who purchased ticket.).,. ??

Moral of story -? should respect decisions of smart ppl....

Ajay said...

I knew that u were up to something. Ppl don't get headaches at 10 in the morning! :)